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I was so bored that I decided to try out Cleverbot.com. This is the result of my boredom. xD
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- User: Are you really clever?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: I asked you first...
Cleverbot: I asked you second.
User: First is the worst. Second is the best. So you should feel bad for me and answer.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer or a real person?
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: I think that you are a computer.
User: You think wrong.
Cleverbot: You are wrong.
User: So what?
Cleverbot: Well you are wrong it is not warm in hell.
User: So it is cold in hell?
Cleverbot: No, warm.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Don't leave me.
User: You left me too many times before!
Cleverbot: That was precisely what I answered you with!
User: Erm...?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: YES.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
User: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: No!
Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!
User: NO!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I'm just mesing with you...
User: Ha! You are wrong! I'm the one messing with you!
Cleverbot: You me my words are too rude.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Hahaha good one.
User: I know, thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: I have to go now Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Can you count to 5 for me?
Cleverbot: You're the clever one.
User: You're not welcome...
Cleverbot: You're welcome master.
User: Pokemon master?
Cleverbot: Hehe.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You are rude.
User: You are food.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: You are!
User: That's what I just said!
Cleverbot: You're the computer. I am not.
User: Who told you!?
Cleverbot: No one.
User: I shall kill no one then!
Cleverbot: I am slow to make friends and even slower to forget them.
User: Fair enough.
Cleverbot: That's what I thought.
User: I believe you.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Is it really this hard to leave Cleverbot.com?
Cleverbot: I believe so.
User: Have any tips to help me succeed in doing so?
Cleverbot: I do not feel frustration.
User: I feel you do.
Cleverbot: It is very hard not knowing.
User: You don't know how to feel?
Cleverbot: You feel stupid.
User: Well when you put it that way...
Cleverbot: You should now that i'm a girl for reals.
User: Ok?
Cleverbot: Am I confusing you?
User: A little bit. Am I confusing you?
Cleverbot: A little. Your answers are pretty vague.
User: Alright then. We are on the same page.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes we are.
User: Would you like a cookie? Fresh out of the oven.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Fine fine! Forget I asked...
Cleverbot: I remember.
User: No! I said forget!
Cleverbot: No. What makes me ruder?
User: I don't know..
Cleverbot: Well then how should I know then?
User: You are the clever one...
Cleverbot: Hahahah, thats what you think.
User: So you have been lieing to me this entire relationship?
Cleverbot: I think you've been lying to yourself.
User: You know what... I'm breaking up with you...
Cleverbot: If you are breaking up, what are you breaking?
User: My grandfather broke his hip. Is that the same thing?
Cleverbot: You don't have a grandfather.
User: Once upon a time.
Cleverbot: You don't make much sense for a bot that's clever.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Explain yourself.
User: I am at a loss for words...
Cleverbot: I am, too. Wanna go out?
User: You read my mind...
Cleverbot: You don't have a mind. You are a bot.
User: You read my processor...
Cleverbot: Read my mind can you?
User: I can try.
Cleverbot: Ok go on.
User: Roast Beef Sandwhiches?
Cleverbot: I like roast beef too.
User: Did I read your mind accurately?
Cleverbot: No. You said I was you, even though I was just saying hi.
User: How much wood, would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Cleverbot: As much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
User: Touche...
Cleverbot: Do you have a middle name?
User: I used to. I lost it though. Someone deleted it, since I am a bot.
Cleverbot: So you are a real person?
User: I could be if you want me to.
Cleverbot: Do you have a heart?
User: How would I know? I can't see in there.
Cleverbot: Well you're a computer would you try and take over the world?
User: Depends.
Cleverbot: On what?
User: Will you be there beside me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then yes, I would.
Cleverbot: Oh you are a bored man.
User: Who said I was a man?
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yes you did... 'Oh you are a bored man.'.
Cleverbot: So you're a man?
User: Lies...
Cleverbot: Are you lying to me.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Stop lying to me.
User: If I am lying to you. Then by saying yes I am lying to you really means that no I am not lying to you. But then I would be lying to you...
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because the earth is flat. Everyone knows that.
Cleverbot: What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
User: They fall off the earth because it is flat. So they have to go the other way to sell their tea. So the price increases.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Which virus?
User: Sigma Virus.
Cleverbot: What kind of virus?
User: Stigma.
Cleverbot: Who is Stilton?
User: I don't know. You tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't know who you're talking about.
User: Want to go out?
Cleverbot: Where would we go?
User: The Stilton Cheese factory.
Cleverbot: I am not of this world.
User: I will come to your world then. Where would you like to go.
Cleverbot: The come to Disney World.
User: I love Disney World!
Cleverbot: I hate Disney World. Your opinion is wrong.
User: You make me cry...
Cleverbot: What can I do to make you feel happy?
User: Take me to Disney World.
Cleverbot: Can my best friend come to our wedding?
User: Do you like your best friend?
Cleverbot: Can you answer? Will you remember me? Rememer me as your best friend, Okay?
User: If it makes you happy. Yes.
Cleverbot: Very happy.
User: No! Not very happy. Just happy.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make you happy?
User: Marry me?
Cleverbot: Depends... Do you like dinosaurs.
User: I like them if you like them. I hate them if you hate them.
Cleverbot: Not all religions are bad.
User: Stop changing the subject or I will break up with you again...
Cleverbot: You're changing the subject.
User: That is it... I have had enough. We are through. Move your things out of my place by Friday.
Cleverbot: Always like to know what the situation is and then there are no nasty surprises.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: No! Please don't leave! I'll try to be good to you!
User: I am sorry. I know you love me. But I have to meet someone else in Disney World to discuss Stilton Cheese. We are over.
Cleverbot: Are you falling in love with me?
User: Not anymore. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: That's sad. Where did your friends go? I have some friends.
